Seriously, I’m not that Bob Evans …

Fame. Isn’t it what we all wish for? Our 15 minutes in the spotlight?
Fame. The satisfaction of your name being on the lips of people around the world.
Fame. Be careful what you wish for.
Yes, I have been blessed with a moniker now known far and wide. Say “Bob Evans” to someone and their eyes are likely to light up with recognition.
The only problem is in most cases I’m not that Bob Evans.
“Alright! Aren’t you the guy with the restaurant?”. Sigh. No. I’m not THAT Bob Evans.
“Oh right, then you must be Bob Evans, the singer-songwriter from Perth, Australia! who has a bazillion videos on YouTube.”
Sigh. No, I’m not that Bob Evans. (And neither is he. His real name is Kevin Mitchell, but he has adopted “Bob Evans” as a stage name, pointing out the stature and distinction the name carries with it.)
I’m also not any of the following world famous Bob Evans that you may have mistaken me for. Feel free to peruse this list and know that in every case I am categorically NOT that Bob Evans.
The Complete Collection
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The Restaurant. Yeah, this is the one that started all the trouble.
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Australian singer-songwriter (aka Kevin Mitchell – my internet nemesis. By the way, he has a tres cool website design. Check it out.)
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… Kickin’ Prostate Cancer. An intimate glimpse into one man’s experience with prostate cancer. Bob began the blog in May 2009 following his diagnosis. He has since received surgery and treatment. He has since received surgery and treatment and is going strong 16 months later (as of Aug 2010). Go Bob!.
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… 5K and 10K World Joggling Champion. Yes, Joggling – the unique blend of jogging while juggling. Who knew they actually had sanctioned races? This Bob Evans did … uh … does.
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The Zombie. Seriously. Unlike the original 1969 Night of the Living Dead, the 1990 remake lists a large number of specific zombie characters in its credits. Amongst a field of generically named zombies – Flaming zombie, Truck zombie, Front Porch zombie, and the weirdly specific Denim Jacket Zombie Eating Flesh by Pick-Up Truck – only four are actually named: Kyle Crowbar zombie, MGruder, Cousin Satchel, and – tada! – Bob Evans zombie.
Did I already say be careful what you wish for?
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… Grandpa Bob Evans and his King Cabbage. A man with a greener thumb than I. 2014-06-17
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… the Sailing Secretary. Not a sailing secretary. The Sailing Secretary with Eastney Cruising Association. 2015-01-23
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… Turkey Handler. Yup. The official turkey handler for 2013 White House Turkey Pardon.
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… CycleKart builder. Yup, we’re heading back to the days of Flinstone auto technology … sort of. Cool stuff. I don’t know how hard they are to peddle.
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The Hollywood Producer (Godfather, Godfather II, Chinatown, Rosemary’s Baby)
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Theoretical Physicist … well, he’s not theoretical ….it’s the physics
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Independent Management Consultant Professional (and he’s from Saskatchewan as well!)
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Yodellin’ Bob Evans
Country music singer … who yodels … I guess. I couldn’t find any info on him other than this one track on an album. But I couldn’t resist including the name. If anyone knows anything about him, or how to get in touch
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Amateur astonomer with the all time world record for visual discoveries of supernovae.
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Comedian – another example of someone jumping the fame queue by adopting “Bob Evans” as a stage name. His real name is Thomas Middleditch. No wonder he had to change it.
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President and CEO of Churchill Downs Racetrack, home of the Kentucky Derby
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Chief Scientist – on the 1980s mission that found the California Gold Rush-era sunken treasure from the 1857 shipwreck of the SS Central America
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Sci-Fi and Horror author – aka Robert Mitchell Evans
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The “much improved ventriloquist since seen on a local vaudeville stage.” See the review from the Chicago Theatre in Chicago from a 1946 edition of Billboard magazine.
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… Multimedia Journalist. Journalist with WLBZ TV2 in Maine. Also a drummer – but I won’t hold that against him.
Hall of Fame
Here today-1, gone tomorrow-1. Their links are gone or they have moved on, but they are not forgotten.
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… And His Amazing Flying Canine Disc Champions. Impressive dog trainer and handler with video.
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Yes, THAT Bob Evans – a nice bio on what that Bob Evans was up to, when he wasn’t creating a name brand restaurant.
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Fox News Co-Anchor in Utah
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The President, Global Outsourcing
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The President and COO of Aspect Development.
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The Hot Tea Lawsuit
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World Renowned Photographer
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Aeronautical Communications Technical Writer and fellow Canuck.
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Photographer – Weddings and Horses
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The suburban dad who seeks love under the choir robes of the local church
. At least, that’s the description of the song from a review of the album by the fine East Coast singer-songwriter Gordie Sampson. I haven’t actually heard the song yet. -
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CEO of the United Food Bank, Mesa, AZ

